Harry Potter Box Office

Showing posts with label lebanoniran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lebanoniran. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

i went to a lebanese wedding this weekend







lal 3ayleh killa



2006 Israeli war on Lebanon, Beirut suburbs

That man she is smiling at is Shimon Peres. The 9th President of Israel.

He is responsible for the killings of civilians in Lebanon. The most distinguished war crime of the Peres was his direct responsibility as a Prime Minister for the shelling of the UN forces headquarters in the village of Qana in southern Lebanon in 1996. More than 800 Lebanese civilians sought refuge in the building to escape Israeli fire, yet the UN flag was not enough to stop the Israeli thirst for blood. 106 people were killed in the massacre and at least 110 were seriously injured.

Oh, did I mention Shakira is part Lebanese?
Doesn’t she look stupid….



Tripoli

Beirut ready to implement Iran-Lebanon agreements (Iran Focus):

“Lebanese Prime Minister Najib Mikati has declared his new government is ready to implement agreements which had previously been discussed with Tehran, Iranian state-media reported on Tuesday.

The state-run news agency Fars reported that the issue was discussed on Monday night between Mikati and Iranian Ambassador to Lebanon Qazanfar Roknabadi in Beirut.”



i kinda just wanna become an architect so i can go knock down all the ugly ass buildings in lebanon and replace them with presentable structures.

thats the only thing i hate about lebanon, all the nasty looking buildings

and it’s part of the tradition for the groom’s family and guests to drive like they’re having a parade to the bride’s house before the church ceremony. when they arrive, pictures are taken and the guests are greeted and then everyone leaves with the bride to the church where the groom is.

on saturday, the guests arrived at my dad’s aunt’s house (his cousin was getting married). while taking pictures, i overheard the groom’s sister saying “i don’t have one of these” in arabic, holding up a ceramic venezuelan dancer my dad’s aunt brings home from her travels there. next thing i knew, she quickly shoved it under her dress and made her way out of the house. i followed her slowly, trying to make sure if it had just been a gift or if what i was seeing was real, until she got to the groom’s family’s car. she opened the trunk. when she became visible again, the lump was gone from her dress and the dancer was not there.

i was pretty angered that the sister of the groom would steal something from the house like that. i mentioned it to my dad and he looked at me like i was crazy, saying no one would ever do that, especially not someone related to the groom. but i definitely saw it happen. i wished i had used my camera to record it, because it really put me in a bad mood.

on the way to the church, my dad told my jedo (grandpa) that i was mad, and that it was because a member of the groom’s family had taken something from the house.

my jedo, in his deep and sometimes incomprehensible voice, shrugged it off, and waving his hand in the air like he was swatting away a fly he said, “it’s tradition.”

Thursday, June 16, 2011

You know you're Lebanese when:



Broumana

Hezbollah sweep Lebanon elections

Fadl Shaker (Arabic: ??? ????)  Lebanese singer 



Euphoria Summer @ #Orchidresort in Jiyeh #Lebanon (Taken with Instagram at Orchid - Private Beach Club)

You woke up as the sun was rising over your beloved city, tinting the sky a peachy pink, the smog...“The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates its desire to remain a partner to Lebanon..."


:

Iran Hails New Hezbollah-Dominated Cabinet In Lebanon 



Young soldier in the Lebanese civil war.



Em Welady - Fares Karam



takemeback.takemeback.takemeback.takemeback.

1.. At weddings, it takes the bride and groom four hours to kiss all the guests.

2.. You pity anyone who is not an Arab and think all other cultures are “morally corrupt”.

3.. You brag about your kids even if they are bad

5.. One satellite dish on your roof isn’t enough…you need at least two of them.

6.. You say the letter “H” like “etch”.

7.. You put olive oil on EVERYTHING and brag about how healthy it is.

8.. Three or more relatives live in your neighbourhood.

9..Your favourite food is grape leaves (Warrak Ghaneb), but you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you eat leaves for dinner.

10.. You cook a meal that lasts three days.

11.. You inherited or will inherit land in Lebanon.

12.. You have fruit trees in your backyard and when there in season you live on them.

13.. Your aunt always asks you when she can dance at your wedding.

14.. Your Father swears at you with words that effect himself (Yilaan Abouk.)

15.. You play cards till the break of dawn.

16.. You NEVER run out of “Bizzir” (pumpkin seeds).

17.. You can’t have a meal without KHEBAZ (Leb bread).

18.. If you’re an Arab woman, you dye your hair an obviously fake shade of blond that is non-existent in nature but swear that it’s natural.

19.. You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has ANY Lebanese blood in them. (Shakira, Salma Hayek, the big nun in sister act)

20.. You teach your Anglo friends Arabic words (mostly bad ones) and feel proud when they use them in conversations.

21.. Your Mom has a creative nickname for you like “Susu” “Natoosheh” or “Googoo”.

22.. You have someone tell you your fortune through your coffee cup.

23.. You say “Bolice” for “Police”.

24.. If your a single Arab guy you always tell women that you own your own business even though you wash dishes at City Extra.

25.. You get really excited and call your whole family to the room when there is a special or a documentary on Lebanese on SBS or ABC.

26.. Members of your family start to come over your house at 11:00PM and don’t leave until 3:00am.

27.. You are awaken at night by a member of your family yelling over the phone to overseas.

28.. It doesn’t even cross your mind NOT to B-B-Q at two in the morning……. on your front porch.

29.. The say “Wallah” after every sentence.

30.. If you’re an arab woman, you think professional non-Leb belly dancers are hysterical.

31. You always know everyone arab and most of the time your related to them

44.even when your not hungry your mum insists you eat a full meal.

32. Your parents always tell you stories of back home to make you feel greatful for what you have here like: “When i was your age i had to walk in snow up to my waist carring my brother and sister on my shoulders for 20km to get to school each day, and you complain about the bus?”

33. All problems are solved with a kiss from mum. And another bowl of food.

34. all males own at least one white bonds singlet.

35. All arabs know every thing about everything and if you try to challenge that you often don’t wake up the next morning in one piece.

36. You can abuse an arab but if you say anything against their mum you better run….fast.

37. All lebanese mums cook for three weeks before any event and often have two freezers.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...